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PostSubject: Duck Feed?   Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:19 pm

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?"

The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it."

The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.

The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.

Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any duck feed?"
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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:00 pm

Very Happy

It was funny the first 100 times I heard it.

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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:01 pm

Does that mean you read my post 100 times???

Or was it at least the 100th time when you read my post? bom
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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:04 pm

I think you'll find its a lemonade stand, grapes and glue!!




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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:42 pm

hahahehehoho

i have never heard that one...good joke Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:58 pm

What concerns me most, is not that someone posts an joke about a duck, its that one of my most trusted moderators happens to know where to find a song about a grape eating duck at a lemonade stall.

That is very very worrying....

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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Sun Dec 05, 2010 2:56 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Sun Dec 05, 2010 5:51 pm

LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:32 pm

Thanks Sam, the kids have been replaying it all day.

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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:27 pm

How on gods earth did you come across that video Sam?

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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:35 pm

This thread ducks.
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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:03 pm

simple but still beautiful
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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:37 pm

i just love it !!
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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:39 pm

I tried to figure out what something like saçmaladım habuki
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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:44 pm

gr8 one pal! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:21 am

Don't forget to watch part 2 and part 3 of the Duck video. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:30 am

they have part 2 and 3 lol i can't belive i'm rushing on youbute to search right now Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:38 pm

Got any glue ????

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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:55 am


Something for members of the Ducksters group.

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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:30 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Duck Feed?   Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:29 am

The Duck says: You got any grapes?
The Seller says: No, would you like some lemonade?

The Duck says: Sure, I'll have some grapes.
The Seller says: We don't have grapes, would you like some lemonade?

The Duck says: Yes, I'll have some grapes.
The Seller says: Can you spell Cat, as in catatonic?

The Duck says: Sure, C-A-T.
The Seller says: Can you spell Dog, as in dogmatic?

The Duck says: Yes, D-O-G.
The Seller says: Can you spell fuck, as in grapes?

The Duck says: There's no fuckin grapes.
The Seller says: That's what I've been trying to tell you.

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